Re: Trying to contact you people is one of the MOST frustrating experiences I've recently endured. Is there just no escape from the unending loops back to forums?? Is there not a phone number where a customer can speak to an Adobe human being in real time

Well Keith, it's always amusing to encounter one of the snarky twerps that cruise these forums. The only time you guys pretend to have balls is sitting behind a keyboard. You wouldn't speak to strangers like that very often in real life without finding yourself abruptly seated on the floor contemplating a trip to the dentist. I can't offer you that satisfaction, but please continue your fantasy exercise of expertise and bravado to your hearts content. I will not, however, be in attendance.